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you meet her on a saturday night,in a drunken stupor...of course you proclaim your love for her and get her to come home with you...

THEN SHE WON'T LEAVE!

she has no job,evidently...and you cannot get her to leave your house...you finally have to lie,and tell her you must leave to go out of town...

you feel comfortable taking her home,because she was way hammered when you brought her home....and on your way to finally take her home....you go the most backwards ass way...hoping she will never remember where you live...


i think i pulled it off today? i waited until dark to take her home and then made more left turns than a nascar driver on sunday...hopefully it worked or i will now live like a prisoner in my own home...


jeez....once again what seemed like a good idea at the time turned into a 3 day nightmare...
 
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Shoulda just killed her and buried her in the swamp.......two birds one stone theory.
 

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haha...I've had similar shit happen but not three days. Ouch.

BTW buster, not to pick but Nascar drivers turn left...just sayin'
 

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f' you pbr i am a bundle of nerves thinking she will make her way back...i did not drive the required 10 miles...i think i am f'ed?
 

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f' you pbr i am a bundle of nerves thinking she will make her way back...i did not drive the required 10 miles...i think i am f'ed?

If she does find her way back you'll have to move...end of story.

Or fake your death...call Teddy if you wanna go that route.
 

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hey PBR! i saw last week you seemed to know something about mama? who were/are you over there? pm me your answer,if you don't want to answer here...asshole...
 

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hey PBR! i saw last week you seemed to know something about mama? who were/are you over there? pm me your answer,if you don't want to answer here...asshole...



I was thinking the same thing.........I expect an answer too if you don't mind.
 

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Oh, by the way Buster, I just figured I would Marry mine.........my car broke down so I couldn't give her a 10 mile ride home. I called a cab for her and they kept my address on file.
 

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Your mama? I don't remember the thread exactly, but I just would have been playing off the image you've created of her on here...when your "brother" popped in to vote for me in the affair w/ DW poll. Your brother couldn't stay long because of naked pictures in the rr, mama would be diasappointed , that kind of stuff. I think that must be what you're talking about...weasel breath
 

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hey PBR! i saw last week you seemed to know something about mama? who were/are you over there? pm me your answer,if you don't want to answer here...asshole...

As for this question, I've never even registered in any other forum...fur face
 

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